PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. A